Mom’s kind of the peacekeeper. She’s not one of those effete little, blue-helmeted UN peacekeepers. She’s a peacekeeper by having bigger guns than everybody else. So if you sit at a table with a bunch of wound-up, aggressive-ass people, you can either ask everybody politely to stand down, or you can be carrying the biggest stick.
Samuel Backman, Of Our Parents interview (x)

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scarlett johansson and jeremy renner ruining lives at the hollywood walk of fame.

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Let’s Do a Headcount. (x)

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